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[the_caped_crusader]

 

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[the_caped_crusader]

No.

[itistolaugh]

ok but
what if
yes

[the_caped_crusader]

Harley, the last thing I need is the eventual therapist bill that I'll get because you think Jonathan Crane needs a lap dance.

[itistolaugh]

[holy fuck bruce wayne is a psychic]

maybe its for you

[the_caped_crusader]

I don't think it's for me.

[itistolaugh]

could be
you want a lapdance?
maybe we can find a 2 for 1 deal

[the_caped_crusader]

Harley, let me be very clear: I don't want a lap dance.

[itistolaugh]

so it is okay for crane to get a lap dance

[the_caped_crusader]

Outside of the office, if you have to. And whoever you get needs to see our in-house physician beforehand. [So they can get a fear toxin antidote beforehand...] If you insist on doing this.

[itistolaugh]

but it HAS to be the office because im never going to get him into a club and if i send one to his house that person will never be seen again

and also because its the funniest place

[the_caped_crusader]

[It's a text, so she can't hear him, but he's sighing.]

Just do it in the basement if you have to.

[itistolaugh]

i am not sure he should be allowed in basements

[the_caped_crusader]

You're probably right, but I don't need the investors asking me why there are strippers giving an ex-con a lap dance in my offices.

[itistolaugh]

let the investors have lap dances too
Problem solved

[the_caped_crusader]

I could just go back to no, Harley.

[itistolaugh]

ill get one for you too
you deserve it

[the_caped_crusader]

I'm running for ambassador, Harley. I don't need a scandal before I even get into office.

[itistolaugh]

no fooling??
scandal is a prerequisite for politics
i'll get you 2 lap dances

[the_caped_crusader]

A Gotham trend I'm not interested in following.

[itistolaugh]

ill give you one myself

[the_caped_crusader]

[Too bad this is text, so she can't hear his audible sigh.]

I know you would, Harley, and I appreciate that. The answer is still no, though.

[itistolaugh]

what the hell kind of playboy are you
frankly i am OFFENDED

[the_caped_crusader]

One who knows how to distinguish business and pleasure. Business hours are called that for a reason.

[itistolaugh]

ok so i come by after 5

[the_caped_crusader]

If I say yes, how long until you bother me again about something.