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BATMAN ([personal profile] the_caped_crusader) wrote2016-08-02 11:36 am

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itistolaugh: It's been 30 years and I never even considered fanny packs. (FANNY PACK?)

[personal profile] itistolaugh 2017-06-19 09:52 pm (UTC)(link)
but it HAS to be the office because im never going to get him into a club and if i send one to his house that person will never be seen again

and also because its the funniest place
itistolaugh: Sit down girl I'm gonna give you a dusty baker. (It's when you guys fuck and go to HoJos.)

[personal profile] itistolaugh 2017-06-19 10:36 pm (UTC)(link)
i am not sure he should be allowed in basements
itistolaugh: answer: UM FUN? (What does BJ mean in sex terms? idk.)

[personal profile] itistolaugh 2017-06-20 01:08 am (UTC)(link)
let the investors have lap dances too
Problem solved
itistolaugh: Boner captioning. (Masturbating a penis!)

[personal profile] itistolaugh 2017-06-20 12:05 pm (UTC)(link)
ill get one for you too
you deserve it
itistolaugh: (People Eating Tasty Animals?)

[personal profile] itistolaugh 2017-06-20 10:47 pm (UTC)(link)
no fooling??
scandal is a prerequisite for politics
i'll get you 2 lap dances
itistolaugh: with his love goose. (Going shopping at antique markets)

[personal profile] itistolaugh 2017-06-21 04:23 pm (UTC)(link)
ill give you one myself
itistolaugh: (That's terrible. You are terrible.)

[personal profile] itistolaugh 2017-06-22 12:31 pm (UTC)(link)
what the hell kind of playboy are you
frankly i am OFFENDED
itistolaugh: (Isn't this just lovely and normal?)

[personal profile] itistolaugh 2017-06-24 01:04 am (UTC)(link)
ok so i come by after 5
itistolaugh: What are you going, Jeff? (We're naked and our balls are out.)

[personal profile] itistolaugh 2017-06-24 06:15 pm (UTC)(link)
idk maybe like a week
itistolaugh: and just pop that sucker right out! (Someone's gonna punch my good eye)

[personal profile] itistolaugh 2017-06-25 12:48 am (UTC)(link)
god stop being so difficult and just punch my friend pleeeeaaaaase
itistolaugh: There's a really good fastball cut. (The third one was an ironic present.)

[personal profile] itistolaugh 2017-06-25 12:58 am (UTC)(link)
oops my bad

youve got a deal
cant wait to grind up on you :)
itistolaugh: (I want Donald Faison to think I'm cool.)

[personal profile] itistolaugh 2017-06-25 01:08 am (UTC)(link)
[ oh no i've killed them both ]