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the_caped_crusader
2017-06-19 09:02 pm (UTC)
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Outside of the office, if you have to. And whoever you get needs to see our in-house physician beforehand.
[So they can get a fear toxin antidote beforehand...]
If you
insist
on doing this.
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itistolaugh
2017-06-19 09:52 pm (UTC)
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but it HAS to be the office because im never going to get him into a club and if i send one to his house that person will never be seen again
and also because its the funniest place
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the_caped_crusader
2017-06-19 10:01 pm (UTC)
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[It's a text, so she can't hear him, but he's sighing.]
Just do it in the basement if you have to.
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itistolaugh
2017-06-19 10:36 pm (UTC)
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i am not sure he should be allowed in basements
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the_caped_crusader
2017-06-19 11:31 pm (UTC)
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You're probably right, but I don't need the investors asking me why there are strippers giving an ex-con a lap dance in my offices.
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itistolaugh
2017-06-20 01:08 am (UTC)
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let the investors have lap dances too
Problem solved
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the_caped_crusader
2017-06-20 05:00 am (UTC)
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I could just go back to
no
, Harley.
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itistolaugh
2017-06-20 12:05 pm (UTC)
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ill get one for you too
you deserve it
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the_caped_crusader
2017-06-20 10:27 pm (UTC)
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I'm running for ambassador, Harley. I don't need a scandal before I even
get
into office.
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itistolaugh
2017-06-20 10:47 pm (UTC)
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no fooling??
scandal is a prerequisite for politics
i'll get you 2 lap dances
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the_caped_crusader
2017-06-21 04:22 pm (UTC)
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A Gotham trend I'm not interested in following.
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itistolaugh
2017-06-21 04:23 pm (UTC)
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ill give you one myself
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the_caped_crusader
2017-06-22 02:30 am (UTC)
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[Too bad this is text, so she can't hear his
audible sigh.
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I know you would, Harley, and I appreciate that. The answer is still no, though.
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itistolaugh
2017-06-22 12:31 pm (UTC)
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what the hell kind of playboy are you
frankly i am OFFENDED
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the_caped_crusader
2017-06-23 11:34 pm (UTC)
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One who knows how to distinguish business and pleasure. Business hours are called that for a reason.
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itistolaugh
2017-06-24 01:04 am (UTC)
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ok so i come by after 5
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the_caped_crusader
2017-06-24 06:05 pm (UTC)
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If I say yes, how long until you bother me again about something.
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itistolaugh
2017-06-24 06:15 pm (UTC)
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idk maybe like a week
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the_caped_crusader
2017-06-24 11:27 pm (UTC)
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Make it two and you have a deal.
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itistolaugh
2017-06-25 12:48 am (UTC)
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god stop being so difficult and just punch my friend pleeeeaaaaase
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the_caped_crusader
2017-06-25 12:53 am (UTC)
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What?
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itistolaugh
2017-06-25 12:58 am (UTC)
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oops my bad
youve got a deal
cant wait to grind up on you :)
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the_caped_crusader
2017-06-25 01:07 am (UTC)
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[NO RESPONSE.]
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itistolaugh
2017-06-25 01:08 am (UTC)
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[ oh no i've killed them both ]
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and also because its the funniest place
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Just do it in the basement if you have to.
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Problem solved
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you deserve it
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scandal is a prerequisite for politics
i'll get you 2 lap dances
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I know you would, Harley, and I appreciate that. The answer is still no, though.
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frankly i am OFFENDED
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youve got a deal
cant wait to grind up on you :)
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