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[h2no]

[never underestimate how self destructive archie is, bamham.]

Next time? Oh, please. How 'bout we do it right now, ya fuckin' dildo?!

[the_caped_crusader]

I have more important things to do than deal with a homeless pirate and his pet bat. Find someone else to bother.

[h2no]

Ho-- I'm not homeless! I'm literally sitting in my house right now! An' Crobat isn't a fucking pet! You are so bad at literally everything!!

[fee fees: hurt.]

[the_caped_crusader]

Only when dealing with you. [And everybody else, but now he's just trolling really.]

[h2no]

You're bad at flirting, too.

[the_caped_crusader]

Don't worry. I'm not interested.

[h2no]

Whatever.

I'm home all weekend if ya wanna come throw down over whatever it is you think you're right about.

[the_caped_crusader]

Unless you've actually broken any laws, I'm not interested in settling whatever feud it is you think we have going. But you have learned what caps lock is, so clearly we've made progress.

[h2no]

I always knew what caps lock was, dumbass. An' you're the one that seemed to think I'd broken a law!

[...this reminds him of sherlock's post.]

...

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'Cept that cop I punched.

[the_caped_crusader]

I see. So you're just annoying, then.

[Said so dryly that it's almost like he's not even really paying attention.]

[h2no]

[he's going to have to bring out the big guns for this one.]

I also did a favour for someone. It involved money, an imPort fan, you and a lot of filthy, filthy porn.

Don't look yourself up for a while, yeah? My bad.

[the_caped_crusader]

Is that right. How'd it turn out. [Said in the most unaffected way. Imagine what his world is like.]

[h2no]

...

[the stall is clear. he really thought that would get a rise out of batman.]

F--fine. It was fine.

[the_caped_crusader]

So, just so I have this straight. You've mistaken me for coming on to you twice now, and at some point in the recent past you've created pornography involving me for 'someone.'

[It's okay if that 'someone' is you, Archie. Lots of people are attracted to Batman. Also, he's trolling you.]

[h2no]

If that someone was me, I'd tell you. No, I'm respecting the confidentiality of the third party.

[plus, if batman looked for it he'd see pretty quick it was harley.]

[the_caped_crusader]

Right. Well, this has been enlightening, but I'm going to go do something else now other than talk to you.

[Anything else.]

[h2no]

I'll leave you alone if you say you were wrong, which you were. An' I'll let Crobat go hang out with your creepy bat-children.

[the_caped_crusader]

Hmph. [A pause.] I was wrong about you being homeless, and you're not a criminal. You were loitering, though.

[h2no]

I like how ya typed out "hmph."

[said with a laugh. oh bamham you so crazy]

Thanks, mate. I'll tell Crobat it can go hunt ya down. Just be nice when he finds ya, yeah?