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BATMAN ([personal profile] the_caped_crusader) wrote2016-08-02 11:36 am

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h2no: (:C)

[personal profile] h2no 2017-06-15 12:38 am (UTC)(link)
WHY THE FUCK DO YOU HATE ME WHAT DID I DO
h2no: (yelling!!!)

[personal profile] h2no 2017-06-15 12:56 pm (UTC)(link)
OKAY FIRSTLY, I DIDN'T MAKE THE COMPLAINT. I DON'T ROLL LIKE THAT IF I WANTED YOUR ATTENTION I'D JUST ASK YOU OUT TO BAR, GODDAMN.
SECONDLY, I'M NOT HOMELESS. GO TEACH WHOEVER REPORTED ME ABOUT STEREOTYPES AND POSSIBLE RACISM.
THIRDLY, I WASN'T STALKING AROUND THEIR HOMES. I DON'T GIVE TWO SHITS ABOUT THEIR HOUSES. I TOLD YOU. I WAS JUST HANGING OUT WITH CROBAT BECAUSE I COULDN'T SLEEP AND IT WANTED TO HUNT FOR RATS.
I WAS DOING THEM A FAVOUR.
h2no: (hey... fucker)

[personal profile] h2no 2017-06-16 02:18 am (UTC)(link)
QUIT BEING SUCH A BITCH!!
h2no: (angery)

[personal profile] h2no 2017-06-16 01:44 pm (UTC)(link)
[never underestimate how self destructive archie is, bamham.]

Next time? Oh, please. How 'bout we do it right now, ya fuckin' dildo?!
h2no: (yelling!!!)

[personal profile] h2no 2017-06-17 03:10 pm (UTC)(link)
Ho-- I'm not homeless! I'm literally sitting in my house right now! An' Crobat isn't a fucking pet! You are so bad at literally everything!!

[fee fees: hurt.]
h2no: (excuse me??)

[personal profile] h2no 2017-06-18 08:57 pm (UTC)(link)
You're bad at flirting, too.
h2no: (hey... fucker)

[personal profile] h2no 2017-06-20 09:50 am (UTC)(link)
Whatever.

I'm home all weekend if ya wanna come throw down over whatever it is you think you're right about.
h2no: (:D)

[personal profile] h2no 2017-06-20 10:35 pm (UTC)(link)
I always knew what caps lock was, dumbass. An' you're the one that seemed to think I'd broken a law!

[...this reminds him of sherlock's post.]

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'Cept that cop I punched.
h2no: (excuse me??)

[personal profile] h2no 2017-06-20 10:44 pm (UTC)(link)
[he's going to have to bring out the big guns for this one.]

I also did a favour for someone. It involved money, an imPort fan, you and a lot of filthy, filthy porn.

Don't look yourself up for a while, yeah? My bad.
h2no: (good lord)

[personal profile] h2no 2017-06-21 05:01 pm (UTC)(link)
...

[the stall is clear. he really thought that would get a rise out of batman.]

F--fine. It was fine.
h2no: (you weirdo)

[personal profile] h2no 2017-06-22 11:03 pm (UTC)(link)
If that someone was me, I'd tell you. No, I'm respecting the confidentiality of the third party.

[plus, if batman looked for it he'd see pretty quick it was harley.]

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